"I was gone for a second, but the kid back/ If you ever cross me I'm a get some payback/ Close the curtain on 'em haters in my Maybach/ Put a hole in yo mothaf---in snapback/ It's Gucci Mane bitch, so ...

Even with the extremely low bar set by other rappers, Gucci Mane's lyrics are just plain absurd. On his latest mixtape, "Trap Back," he talks about how he lives on the North Pole (on the aptly titled ...